pom-bear:
Do you ever get dressed and ready and feel like you look super hot, then you go out in public and compare yourself to other people and you realize you are actually a potato
(via weirdo-alert-social-failure)
davidbyrne:
sometimes human males have these nice faces and it’s so stressful
that-stupid-tardis-sound:
people who know me both on the internet and in real life must be so fucking confused